it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Randomize
