I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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