Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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