What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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