i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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