So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
You're a waste of cheezeits
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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