his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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