It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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