that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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