all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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