break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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