What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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