wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
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She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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