too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
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The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
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School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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