We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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