Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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