Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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