is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I enjoy the company of your penis
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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