No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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