Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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