you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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