stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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