i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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