Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
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It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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