Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Randomize
