Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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