how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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