It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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