If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
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ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
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He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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