I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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