Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
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At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
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Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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