my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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