i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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