i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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