I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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