he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
me + whiskey = a bad person
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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