I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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she peed on how many people?
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
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This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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