his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
