This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
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Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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