I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
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smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
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When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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