would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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