There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I fill condoms, not promises.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
my liver is dry heaving
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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