There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
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for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
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I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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