just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Couch. On fire.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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