you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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