I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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