I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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