god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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