Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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