watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
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Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
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I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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