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I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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