kristin has been a bad kristin
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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