Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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