real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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