I want to stick my p in your. b.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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