Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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